Rather files $70 million lawsuit against CBS
LOL
Let’s see…
1. I anchored a news segment that used forged documents to attack the President.
2. I then refused to acknowledge that the documents were forged.
3. After evidence is produced to prove the documents are forged, I still stand by the story by saying it was still “true” - the infamous “Fake But Accurate” defense.
4. I’m forced to retire in disgrace.
5. I become a laughingstock.
What should I do… what should I do…
I got it! I’ll sue my former employee and say it was all their fault! What a great idea! I’m so smart!
Wait… what do you mean I will be deposed? The trial will last a long time and revisit everything about the documents? And my behavior? And my professionalism?
Oh… I didn’t think of that!
This is going to be great! Grab the popcorn boys!
